Let me set the scene. Thursday evening after we got back from Texans training camp, the wife was feeling a bit out of sorts. She was laying down, with an icepack on her head. The kid and I got into an insult contest that went like this:

Daughter: You're so fat, you fill the whole room.
Me: You're so ugly, we put ham in your pocket so the dog plays with you.
Daughter: You're so dumb, you won't even get the insult.
Me: You're mamma's so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper.
Daughter: You're so ugly, you couldn't win a beauty contest if you were the only contestant, and your mother was the judge.
Me: Wha…
Wife: *gets up and hands me the icepack* Here, for that new burn.
Daughter: What's a "VCR"?
Me: *climbs under the covers and hides*

Just a normal day.